Divine

Simply Divine.


és néhány Soph vicc (nem elég bemásolni, még javítgatni is kell):

I'll never forget it you know.... I was having tea one time with my girlfriend Clementine. The doorbell rang, I opened the door. There was a delivery boy with two dozen roses. I opened the card. It said: "Love from your boyfriend Ernie." I said Clementine, do you know what this means? For the next two weeks I'm gonna be flat on my back, with my legs wide open. Clementine said to me: "What's the matter with you? Ain't you got a vase?"

I'll never forget it you know.... For the longest time I didn't wear no underwear. I used to drive my boyfriend Ernie absolutely batty. One time I got a terrible cold. Ernie says: "Soph, you gotta see the doctor." I says: "OK, make an appointment for me!" So unbeknownst to me he rrrrings up the doctor and this is what he says to the doctor, he says "Doc, I'm sending Soph over. She's got a terrible cold but that's not the problem. The problem is she don't wear no underwear. Tell her she got his cold cause she don't wear no underwear. You got that?" "Rrrrrighto", says the doc. So I, like a schmuck, trot on down to the doctor's office. Doc says: "Soph, open your mouth and say 'Ahh'". I opened my mouth and I said 'Ahh', he looked down my throat. He said: "you ain't wearing no underwear." I said: "I beg your pardon?". He said: "you ain't wearing no underwear." I says: Doc, you can look down my throat and see I ain't wearing no underwear? "He says: "That's right." I says: "Do me a favour. Look up my ass and see if my hat's on straight!"